L—- sayings

1/1/11 (3 1/2)
‘Mummy, when I’m a grown-up, you and me are going to go to a wedding and get married. We’re going to have three babies called L—, L— and L—.’
He would shout: ‘EX9. Help us!’

13/3/12 (nearly 5)
Lying on the floor after he said I hurt his leg getting his pyjamas on: ‘I’m feeling sad. You’re not using empathy!’

Likes singing: ‘Gold… Finger!’ and: ‘Dance into the fire…’

1/4/12
Says Avatar is about ‘blue monkeys…’.

15/4/12
‘Jesus’s real name was Zeus. That was his middle name.’
‘There wasn’t an ice age. There was a laser age.’

Sept 2012 (5 1/3)
He puts all the cushions on the floor at the bottom of the stairs. Why? ‘Health and safety!’

8/11/12 (5 1/2)
To K, who’s talking to N: ‘Don’t get absorbed in the world of chat.’